3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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