If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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