Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
