they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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