google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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