I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i love accidental penises.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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