My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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