How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
