I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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