idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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