my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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