HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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