glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
It's rum buckets o'clock
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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