Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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