I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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