Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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