Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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