She just used a chaser for red wine.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
