soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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