Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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