I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
