Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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