Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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