I can text with my tongue
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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