He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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