I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
wow bdsm is so cute
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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