He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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