Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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