i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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