She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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