I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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