he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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