we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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