Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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