I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I think my moral compass just broke
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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