I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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