i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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