Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
