im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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