then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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