Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
40s are totally the cure
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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