we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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