And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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