420 ftw
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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