I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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