theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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