just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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