Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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