Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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