Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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