I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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