But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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