dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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