new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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